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    “Wisdom is the most worthwhile goal a man can seek in life. Seek it. And second, only thinking, observation, reading and experience can bring wisdom. No one can give it to you as a gift; you must claim wisdom through your own efforts. But the seeking is worth the struggle. Make wisdom your goal” - O. Frank Turner

     

    ”Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself” - George Bernard Shaw
     


    ”Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated” - Confucius
     


    "Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans” - John Lennon
     


    ”Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor” - Sholom Aleichem
     


    ”The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters” - Audrey Hepburn
     


    ”In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years” - Abraham Lincoln
     


    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West
     


    ”We do not remember days, we remember moments” - Cesare Pavese
     


    ”The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed” - Eminem
     


    ”Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment” – Buddha.
     


    "The present moment is the field on which the game of life happens. It cannot happen anywhere else. Once you have made peace with the present moment, see what happens, what you can do or choose to do, or rather what life does through you.
    There are three words that convey the secret of the art of living, the secret of all success and happiness: One With Life. Being one with life being one with Now. You then realize that you don't live your life, but life lives you. Life is the dancer, and you are the dance” - Eckhart Tolle
     


    “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” – Mahatma Gandhi
     


    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” - Mahatma Gandhi
     


    ”I have found that if you love life, life will love you back” - Arthur Rubinsteink.
     


    “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss
     


    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
     


    “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” – Robert Frost
     


    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.” – William W. Purkey
     


    "In the silence surrounding every call of 'God' waits a thousand replies of 'Here I am'- Rumi
     


    “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” - Martin Luther King
     


    “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”  – Maya Angelou
     


    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”       – Apple Inc.
     


    “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” -  H. Jackson Brown
     


    “If I had my life to live over,
    I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
    I'd relax, I would limber up.
    I would be sillier than I have been this trip.
    I would take fewer things seriously.
    I would take more chances.
    I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers.
    I would eat more ice cream and less beans.
    I would perhaps have more actual troubles,
    but I'd Have fewer imaginary ones.
     
    You see, I am one of those people who has lived sensibly and sanely,
    hour after hour, day after day.
    Oh, I've had my moments, and if I had to do it over again,
    I'd have more of them.
    In fact, I'd try to have nothing else.
    Just moments,
    one after another,
    instead of living so many years ahead of each day.
     
    I've been one of those people who never goes anywhere
    without a thermometer, a hot water bottle,
    a raincoat and a parachute.
    If I had to do it again, I would travel lighter than I have.
    If i had my life to live over,
    I would start bare foot earlier in the spring
    and stay that way later in the fall.
    I would go to more dances.
    I would ride more merry-go-rounds.
    I would pick more daises.” - Nadine Star (age 85)

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